Quick quisine: noodle salad

the noodle salad in a ceramic fish bowl bought in Barcelona near the Picasso museum

Whenever we invite friends over to a barbecue, I always make a noodle salad, one of potatoes, one of cucumber, one of tomato, sometimes a fruit salad. Of course we always have Brez’n, buns, cake and ice cream, prosecco or crémant with crème de cassis and different kinds of German beer.

Ingredients (about 8 servings):

  • 250 -300 g noodles (spirelli), cooked according to directions (8 min.)
  • 1/2 jar Miracel Whip / mayonnaise
  • 1 cup yoghurt
  • 1 -2 onions, peeled and chopped (or spring onions)
  • 1/2 cucumber, peeled and diced
  • 4 large pickles and pickle juice
  • 1 apple, peeled and diced
  • 1/2 cup sweet corn
  • 1/2 bell pepper, washed and chopped
  • herbs, finely chopped
  • salt and pepper

First cook the noodles al dente, about 8 minutes, then drain and leave to cool. Meanwhile, chop and dice all the vegetables.

When the noodles have cooled down, mix all ingredients. Add salt and pepper, lemon juice and herbs according to taste. Leave in the fridge for several hours to cool and blend.

Variation: buy half a ring of Lyoner / bologna, cut it into bite-size chunks and add it in if you don’t have steaks.

Enjoy on a warm summer evening!

Astounding Asparagus – quick + healthy

“Der Spargel, der wächst hoid noa so guat” – said the farmer’s wife just two days ago. (“Our asparagus is still growing so well” from the Bavarian dialect Oberbayrisch, i.e. almost a language of its own). Our best asparagus comes from the best soils called “Gauboden”, especially from the areas Pörnbach, Schrobenhausen, Abensberg, etc. to the north and east of Munich. True, meanwhile I can understand the people if I am thoroughly awake and concentrated, but I shall never be able to pronounce the phrases the way I ought, guttural and and with a certain inflection entirely strange to my U.S.-attuned-tongue.

Ah yes, asparagus! The season – which also applies to home-grown strawberries, so make sure to some as topping on a simple shortcake or make your own strawberry limes (strawberries crushed with sugar, lemon and vodka)   –  is over by June 24th, aka St. John’s Day or summer solstice, so almost everybody gorges themselves on them and then pauses till next season.

Delicious when eaten fresh, full of fibre and vitamins and Bavarian warmth (pun), you can peel them yourself or buy them ready to cook. Lots of good cooks own a special pot to keep them upright and just steam the tips a bit, since they are seasonal and my kitchen tiny, a skillet will also do the trick with the water only covering the stems and a teaspoon of salt. Choose only fresh stalks (check the cut end, must be moist and not mouldy) and of equal thickness. Depending on size, approximately 8 to 11 minutes suffice, undercooked asparagus are hard or squishy when overcooked, a bit like pasta. You can stick in a fork to test.

Leftover cold  asparagus make a tasty salad paired with tomatoes, chopped spring onions and/or chives, Italian olive oil, French white wine vinegar, a dash of sugar, salt and pepper to taste.

Great accompaniments are tiny gem potatoes, cooked ham (such as Butterschinken, lemon pepper ham, also Parma and Bayonne), also delicate sausages or veal scallopini,  fresh crunchy French bread, butter sauce with lemon or a real French-style sauce hollandaise with lemon. If I am in a hurry, I buy one from Thomy’s or in deli shops. Then again, nothing beats the real thing!

A crisp white wine (Franconia and Baden are the best in Germany or France) helps to wash it down with an ahhhh! Enjoy it all while the season lasts!